Every day I get at least 30 to 40 spam emails on my various different mail accounts. Often, and rather amusingly, they have these ridiculous headings laced with not so subtle sexual innuendo. My personal favourites include the following:
- “Lucille cried out when she saw it”
- “Your lady deserves to be satisfied better”
- “Crazy girls gone wilder”
- “Give her more of yourself”
I tend to get a good laugh out of these emails trying to sell me a wide range of products from herbal Viagra to Adobe software to diet pills.
I can’t remember where but I found the most awesome website with art by a lady named Janet Nelson. What she’s taken are the innuendo laced email subjects and turned them into innocent pictures. Below is an example of one of her works:

I must say I laughed very hard and thought this would be a nice distraction after my last two heavy posts. If you want to see more “Innocent Spam” and buy Janet’s work then head over here.
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Thank you for the mention. Who have thought that this shy little girl from a dairy farm in Wisconsin would bring a little laughter to your world.
Enjoy the innocence in spam.
Saul, I’m not sure that what you’re receiving is spam. It’s more like targeted advertising in your case.