The Democratic Alliance seriously has no clue

Democratic Alliance Logo

Every day I drive merrily to work and recently I’ve noticed a large amount of random posters on street lamps by a political party we all know; the Democratic Alliance. The posters feature DA leader Helen Zille in a very serious pose, arms crossed set on the typical DA yellow. Now despite the fact that these posters are lacking in any real reason for being up right now they’re straight forward campaign stuff. Let me just mention that I think Helen Zille is cool. I don’t think she’s cool in a rock star kind of way but I respect her for what she does.

Helen Zille

What bothers me though, are the “slogans” on these posters. With gems like “Let’s fight drugs” and “Lets make South Africa better together” you can’t help but wonder where the DA got their copywriters from. I can imagine the brief: “Liberal party led by tough talking older lady seeks to appeal to all potential voters. Critical that you focus on topical issues facing the country. If you can make these slogans vague and irrelevant then all the better.” What we have here is an example of mediocrity.

Seriously, what kind of person finds the scourge of drugs a scare tactic that will make them vote for a political party? I’ll tell you! It’s the kind of person we like to categorise as the “Liberal old White”. That stereotype worries about drug addled killers coming in the night to take the flat screen they’ve worked so hard to afford.

Let’s be realistic though, politics is about promising things you cannot really provide. The party that offers the most appealing “stuff” and/or appeals to the lowest common denominator in South Africa will win. Now by making generalist comments and wanting to fight drugs the DA shows that lowest common denominator is not a segment they understand. I’m not the biggest fan of Jacob Zuma but he’s a man of the people, he goes around touring impoverished areas and meeting people while the DA works on scaremongering.

I’ve always said that the reason the Democratic Alliance will never be the leading party in parliament (besides the fact that they’ve segmented themselves to appeal to a very pale audience) is that they are full of hot air. I’ve had the opinion for many years that if the DA wanted to complain about something the ruling monkeys did wrong they should at least show the public what they would do. I mean it’s simple comparative marketing; you show me why your product is better than the one I’m unhappy with.

So here’s my message to the DA: Stop focusing on scaring white people and making them huddle in their houses or move to Australia. Maybe if you focused on talking to the lowest common denominator about food, housing, delivery of services and crime then maybe you would have more of a chance.

PS: I obviously don’t have images of these posters since it’s a bit difficult taking photos while drivin but if anyone has a pic then please send me one.

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