A word from Julius Malema

Julius Malema

Another celebrity guest on “The Outlet” is Mr Julius Malema. You may know him as the head of the ANC Youth League here in South Africa. He was kind enough to send me this press release about a recent problem he had with some criminal elements:

“As you all have undoubtedly heard I was attacked by those forces allied to President Thabo Mbeki. His crack team of ex-Scorpions liberals broke into my modest Sandton household and then stole my handbag from my understated form of transport, a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

This has very disturbing ramifications to the geo-political stratus for many reasons.

The first of these reasons is that now people know I have a handbag and as such these so called Liberals are now saying that having a handbag is not befitting of a man in my position. I say nonsense! This robbery is clearly a smear attempt by Jody Kollapen from the Human Rights Commission! All he wants is for me to apologise for making the misunderstood statement that I would “kill for Zuma” but even exposing me as a handbag owner will not make me stop the fight! A handbag is a traditional weapon and should be allowed as it forms part of my history and ethnicity!

You see though, this is in fact a blessing in disguise that will lead to the downfall of the Mbeki dogs. Now that the truth is out that I am driven around in a Mercedes E-Class. This will make the proletariat masses aspire to the lifestyle only Zuma can pretend to offer. I feel in the bowels of my heart that we should nationalise the Mercedes factory in the Eastern Cape and offer these automobiles to the people of our country. This is the way we will defeat Mbeki! His people will only be given C-Class Mercedes while we will be driving in SLK’s!

Take that you liberal pig dogs!”

Wow….

There you have it, ANC Youth League President Julius Malema has personally written into my blog and given me his opinion on being robbed. I am astounded :P

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