Let me first eliminate Teasers from this discussion, ounce you have been to the Grand then Teasers takes a huge back door, the proof is in the pudding, all the top girls in the dancing circle work at the Grand.

Lets get back to the advertising, they are not trying to lure new customers to the Grand, they have been open for years now and if you have not gone to look at the Yummee shaved squirel by now then there is no hope for you guys.

The Grand is actually thanking us for the support the night before and while driving down Rivonia road with your Wife or Girlfriend next to you wondering why your meeting ran so late, you can just smile and look up at the belter with the airbrushed titts that rubbed the best looking ass on your lap the entire night, she actually asks does the car need to go in for a service and you answer NO while trying to keep your left leg from vibrating off the clutch, in my mind I am thinking about the service I got last night. If you guys have noticed the Grand has strategically placed their billboards between the Petrol Quickshops where toilet paper is freely available and quite side roads accessible.

So guys, if you enjoy the toilet paper route and have an extremely favourite dead end, then thats your problem.

I heard they accept cash so no receipts or credit card slips for your wifes, chicks or mothers!!!!!!

Also remember much like the casino and booze industries this is a market share game, not necessarily a market growth game that these guys are playing.

And by the way haven’t you seen the grand billboard in Linksfield? They serve lunch ’til 2am can you believe it!