Bikers

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Everyone knows a biker friend that has been knocked over while driving their ridiculously over-powered Motorbike at some stage or other. The thing is, why wouldn’t you want to drive a bike? It’s fuel efficient, exhilarating and more importantly you can get to your destination quicker. We’re told by the people at bike safety foundations such as “Think Bike” that we should be careful and courteous to our Bike driving compatriots on the road as in an accident they are more likely to be injured than you in your big scary car. I say to bikers: “when you learn how to drive we’ll stop running you over”.

Now before you think I’m trying to tell everyone to run over every member of the Hell’s Angels lets take a step back and see why I think that bikers are a hypocritical nuisance.

Lets take a look at the average bike rider: most of the time they don’t stay in a lane and tend to straddle the middle of two lanes. Now bear in mind they never stick to the left hand side of the road like bicycle drivers do. Oh no, the motor-biker needs to make his presence known by zipping in-between two lanes (usually with cars in both lanes) to show his dominance in the petrol engine world. This fact is ever more pronounced when it comes to the highway, especially in traffic. You see, the biker feels that they do not have to suffer in traffic and zips between lanes (not in lanes, between) so that they can get to the bar faster than everyone else. Now lets see what the issue is here…. oh that’s right: you’re sitting in car drivers blindspots where they cannot see you and then you are shocked when they pull out to take the empty space in the lane next to them! It comes as a shocker why bikers get knocked over in traffic when you put it like that right? Here’s the simplest way I can put it: I stay in a lane, why can bikers not? If you think back to your drivers license test, one of the things that sticks out is the piece of advice that say “don’t overtake from the left”. Think about that one bikers.

The second issue is why bikers feel the need to drive at warp-speed all the time? I get the fact that your bike can accelerate from 0-100 in less than three seconds but here’s an important truth: When you’re going at 140Km/h it takes a long time to stop let alone slow down. In this time you’re most likely careening over the taxi that jumped the light. Here’s another thing most bike drivers don’t seem to know: the speed-limit is 60 Km/h in most areas and 120Km/h on most highways. In my car, I have to stick to these rules so why do bike owners feel the need to speed consistently. Lets be honest, people drive shockingly and instead of relying on cars to stop when you’ve just hit warp factor 9, slow dooooooooown.

Now of course I’m generalising here but I feel I’m touching on a point most other drivers get angry about as well. The simple fact is that bike owners are their own worst enemies with their inability to pick a lane, drive at a reasonable speed and the need to weave between cars no matter how much or how little traffic there is. I’ll “Think Bike” the moment you stop driving like an idiot.

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